Anya: Piano!

Xander: Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time!Xander: No wait, that-that was a rocket launcher. (turns to Anya) Ahn, what are you talking about?

Anya: We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment.

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BUFFY: At least let the other people go.

CHANTARELLE: Why are you fighting this? It's what we want!

DIEGO: It's our chance for immortality.

CHANTARELLE: This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?

BUFFY: What I see is that, right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at the all-you-can-eat moron bar.
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KENDRA: We can return to your Watcher for our orders.

BUFFY: I don't take orders. I do things my way.

KENDRA: No wonder you died.

~~BtVS 2x10 “What's My Line? Part 2”~~

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BUFFY Spike, this vampire told me you sired him.

SPIKE That doesn't mean -

BUFFY He said you killed him. Dumped him in a parking lot somewhere.

SPIKE And you believe him? Vampires aren't -

BUFFY I did follow you last night, and you know what? You didn't look lonely or casual to me. You looked like you were on the prowl.

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XANDER: Principal Snyder! Great career fair, sir! Really! In fact, I'm so inspired by your leadership, I'm thinking principal school. I wanna walk in *your* shoes. Not your actual shoes, of course, because you're a tiny person. Not tiny in the small sense, of course. Okay, I'm done now.

SNYDER: Where is she?

WILLOW: Who?

SNYDER: You know who.
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Riley: “Well, hey! Willow - and Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by when I thought I heard people inside.”

Willow: “Passing by in your GI Joe outfit?”

Buffy: “No offence, but you do look wicked conspicuous.”
Riley: “I do? But it’s... - Paintball! Yeah, I was playing paintball. And then the ( Read more... )

GILES: You understand, in my capacity as school official, this search is completely unauthorized, and I, I cannot condone it.

BUFFY: Fine, your butt's covered. Wanna grab a locker?

GILES: Uh, yes, yes, of course.

~~BtVS 2x02 “Some Assembly Required”~~

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Riley: You're melting.

Dawn: Oh, um ... guess I'm not hungry.

Riley: Maybe I'm not making this any better.

Dawn: No, I just ... this is better. I had my tenth birthday party here.

Riley: Really?
Dawn: Mm-hmm. We'd just moved to Sunnydale, and ... Mum rented the carousel for an entire hour for just me and my friends. Except I hadn't made any ( Read more... )

SNYDER: There're some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

GILES: No, actually that would be one of the five.

SNYDER: That Summers girl. I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail.

GILES: Well, before you throw away the key, you might consider giving her the benefit of the doubt. She may surprise you.
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KENNEDY: And this is gonna help us how?

DAWN: The sand forms a circle. The circle acts as a barrier. And the barrier contains the portal.

KENNEDY: Now what? We hold hands and chant kumbaya or something?

WILLOW: Maybe. 'Til we get the magicks up and running, I'm kinda working on my best guess here.

XANDER: Will, maybe we should wait.
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